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Funny Facts or Fiction
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Girls vs. Boys
Girls: "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Guys: "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
A Translation of Yankee Dogs
to Southern Dawgs

(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg
Pet Food Woes
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food...
Ten "Travel" Commandmaents
I. Thou shalt pack HALF the clothes
you want...
Fetish Confession : Part II
You know the stereotype. He's scrawny or gangly. He guffaws rather than laughs. He's into technology rather than sports.
Fetish Confession
Sweat glistening on his shoulders and pecs...
thepicture Forbidden Fruit
You've seen her grow up for the last ten years. And she's gone from annoying little brat to hot chick in a bikini over night...
the quote Are You a Sex Addict?
Do you violate your own moral standards in carrying out your sexual behaviors?
thepicture Keep Her or Lose her?
Put her to the test and see if
you really need her in your life.
thepicture You Know You're Asian If...
You drive mostly Japanese cars.